Category: Humor


How guys select the girl

How guys select the girl they want to marry…???

A man is dating three woman and wants to decide which to marry…. he decides to give them a test. he gives each woman a present of  $5.000, and watches  to see what they do with the money..

the first does a total makeover. she goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchase new make ip and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. she tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

…the man is impressed…

the second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

she gets him a new set of strong golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and spend some expensive clothes. as she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

…again, the man is impressed…

the third invests the money in the stock market. she earns several times the $5.000. she gives him back his $5.000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. she tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

…obviously, the man was impressed…

the man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money…

>>Guess which lady he chose to  marry?<<

think like a man…..(if u’re not a man) ^^

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the answer is :

he married the most beautiful one!!!!

…hahaha..man are man…obviously….(^_^)

geography of woman

between the ages of 15-20, a woman is like Africa–she is half discovered, half wild

between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like AMERICA–fully discovered and scientifically perfect

between the ages of 30-35, she is like INDIA n JAPAN–very Hot, wise and beautiful!!!

between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like FRANCE–She is half destriyed after the war but still desirable

between the ages of 40-50 a woman is like GERMANY–she lost the war but not the hope

between the ages of 50-60 a woman is like RUSSIA–very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there!

between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like ENGLAND–with a glorious past but no future

AFTER 70, they become SIBERIA–everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there!